July 24th, 2008
Breakfast proved to be quite entertaining/annoying (delete as applicable). Sat next to me was a small slim, power dressed (large pin striped suit with big shoulders – bring back Alexis) girl. Apart from the way she was dressed she entertained/annoyed (delete as applicable) me in a number of ways. Firstly I should explain, before heading down to breakfast I had just watched the TV news where pictures of starving Ethiopians were shown. Anyway, I noticed on one plate she had a stack of fruit salad which had been littered with the crusts of white bread. Strange combination for a meal I thought. It was only after I’d sat for a few minutes that the waitress offered to take this plate away. The girl had actually finished (not eaten) it. Getting up from her table she went and collected more boring white sliced bread. Cutting the crusts off she proceeded to eat this stuff with a sprinkling of honey. OK. I was now entertained/annoyed (delete as applicable) even more. The final straw which tipped me over the edge and had me heading for the door, was she then went and collected a small box of Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut. No bowl. No Milk. Just the Box.
Crunching through this stuff with mouth ajar using her fingers was just too much entertainment/annoyment (delete as applicable) for this time of the morning.
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