While I was busy trying to ignore the slurping and sucking noises made by my fellow guests at breakfast I suddenly found myself all of a fluster. A strikingly tall good looking American chap sat right down beside me and started asking how I was, how was my breakfast and what I was doing later today! Not knowing whether my luck was in or whether this guy had lost the plot, I managed to mumble in a high pitched whine “My breakfast is fine but I have no idea who you are”. He then looked as shocked as I did, stood up, said “Oh good” and walked off. I noticed later that he was asking other guests how they were as well. It turns out he is the new manager.
That reminds me, I need to book myself into this hotel next week as well